Would you hire a "sexy house cleaning" service?

For those who are not aware, there are several companies who offer sexy house cleaning services. (Just Google that phrase, if you want to see specific companies.)

http://www.aol.com/article/2011/06/24/confessions-of-a-sexy-housekeeper/19943061/

Some of those companies employ men, as well, so that they can also target women who enjoy eye candy.

What do Dopers think of that type of thing? And assuming you could afford it, would you hire such a company?

Or go all the way: I Did It for Science: Nude Housecleaning

If it were substantially cheaper than regular housekeeping, I might consider it. But that sounds pretty unlikely.

My thinking is to not mix work and pleasure. I can’t see much work getting done!

People who are hot probably never had to do their OWN work; why should I think that they’ll do a good job on MINE?

No more than I would buy whole life insurance.

I thought that the point of a housekeeping service was that they showed up while you’re at work and clean for you, and you return home to a nice clean house. Why would I care how they looked if I’m rarely going to see them?

In theory, I suppose, I might do a one time, bachelor party kind of stunt, but it’s hard to imagine it’s much fun over time.

What would be the point? What are the chances I’d ever have a relationship with these women? It sounds like a form of self inflicted torture.

Cleaning just isn’t an erotic act, even if the person is nude.

No, they cost more than regular maids. For the money a ‘sexy house cleaning’ service charges I can get a regular maid and still have enough money for a 30 minute asian massage.

I would hire a housecleaning service to clean while I was at work, so I wouldn’t see any reason to pay for a sexy housecleaning service. I don’t have any moral objection to one, and might hire one as a novelty if a partner was stressing out about cleaning before some big event, but it’s not something I’d want to spend the extra on.

I don’t see why anyone would do this unless they thought they were hiring a call girl. If you want to ogle sexy women there are strip clubs, porn, etc., and if you have a sexy maid fetish or something then a sexy maid who won’t actually have sex with you is presumably a big disappointment. It sounds like hiring a “sexy housekeeper” basically means you’re paying more money for a housekeeper who won’t do heavy chores.

I don’t see myself as ever being inclined to hire a houseclearning service in general, so it wouldn’t come up. I tend to think people (men and women) ought to clean their own houses. If I did, sure why not.

I’m a man, yes I would for the entertainment. That doesn’t mean I will, but if it interested me I don’t see a reason not to.

You realize they’re just using you, right? All you’d get is light housekeeping at thrice the price and no actual nookie. It’s a business, not a brothel service.

And no, if I paid someone to do this for me, I’d actually want my baseboards spotless, not my pipes flushed.

I’m supposed to pay someone sexy and unobtainable to come into my home. What, I don’t have enough frustration in my life already?

The “visual” that would be most exciting to me is a sparking kitchen and bathrooms, I don’t care what the housecleaner looks like.

I had a friend interview for a job with such an enterprise. Her understanding (afterward) was that they were, indeed, essentially hiring stripper/call girls. Some clients maybe were only going to watch, intently. Beyond that, “it’s up to you” to work for “tips,” case-by-case between the women and the individual clients.

Pretty much my thinking. Eye candy is still candy, and I like candy. But I’m also a cheap bastard, and wouldn’t want to pay any more than I would for any other house cleaning service.