Call me a pig if you like, but anything that gets my wife to bend over is enough to get me going.
Hiring someone to do it? No thanks.
Call me a pig if you like, but anything that gets my wife to bend over is enough to get me going.
Hiring someone to do it? No thanks.
I don’t want to be home when the housekeeper is working, the whole thing is awkward. I prefer coming home and the house is clean like elves did it or something, plus I imagine that sexy housekeepers do a shit job of actually cleaning. So, I’d have to pay real housekeepers to clean up behind them.
It would just be awkward. Especially following them around the house as they clean.
No, I would not do this. Seems like paying too much for too little. OTOH, I did once take my motorcycle to a nearby Tilted Kilt where the waitresses were doing a bike wash for a few dollars. Doing it myself would have costed about as much and been a lot less fun, so I considered it money well spent.
I met a couple in a bar in Vegas who traveled around the country and their source of income was nude housecleaning. They told me the response to their ads was greatest in the bible belt, while in the pacific northwest they could not get even a nibble.
Worst of BOTH WORLDS!
Costs more, does less as cleaning service
You’re paying for a sexual angle, but no sex - why would I do that?
Someone mentioned a Bachelor Party (a tradition for which I see no need nor justification) - that would be the one instance - as a novelty act at a party.
I’d still go with the stripper in a cake routine myself.
In this day and age, I can see scantily clad women anywhere. I don’t need that from a cleaning service.
I’m a man and I do have a house cleaner. It’s awkward being in the house when it is being cleaned though so my partner and I make a point of being out of the house while it is being cleaned. So a sexy cleaner would be useless. I also have no interest in looking at a live sexy lady cleaning my house.
My first reaction to this OP was “AOL is still around?”
No, I wouldn’t hire one. for practical reasons.
Hells yes! I can be sure they’re not stealing anything!
I kid, I kid because I love.
But not this idea. No chance.
You misunderestimate what things some people could hide where.
So you’d have to check. ![]()
According to the Reddit “Ask me Anything” post, it just means someone who pretends to clean for a bit, and then jerks you off. Only one client of hers actually wanted cleaning, and she felt sorry for the old man–after she got through feeling a bit insulted.
She even laughed at the guy who asked if people ever got the wrong idea–which I thought was a bit strange, since I thought there’d be someone who thought she was a full-on call girl, and not just hand jobs.
So, no, not particularly. An actual cleaning service could seem okay in the right circumstances–when I got bored looking they’d still be cleaning. But that sort of expectation is a complete turn off. Paying for a hand job seems like one of the most impersonal ways to do it, and it’s the personal that’s appealing about sex.
I’d rather go to those Japanese places where you literally sleep with a woman. There they go for the personal without the sex. (And, yes, my understanding is that they do actually want to avoid sex in these contexts–that such is more acceptable in Japanese culture.)