How about for $25, then? 
$20 for Paul, but you’d have to throw in Ringo for free.
I’d pay the $250, but she would have to do the windows and floors first. Oh, and the dishes. Can’t forget the dishes.
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p.s. well done, loopydude.
I just saw the Confessions tour in Philadelphia. I paid $185 (nearly $300 including bus ticket to Philly, merchandise, snacks, etc).
It was well worth twice the price, an absolutely amazing show. She’s a goddess.