Please assume that I would walk around with a phone book or two (with a home made cover) shouting about “The government will give you $10 just to drink that beer… and $5 to smoke that cigarette! $40 to hit the dance floor!” and on and on.
Small anecdote: I actually met with Matthew once very briefly. He is a master of self promotion because he is very smart, thoughtful, and mellow in person. I was shocked to see one of his commercials AFTER I met him. He made a great impression purely as a business person.
Local man severly beaten over choice of halloween costume. Party goers tell of being overcome with first annoyance, then rage at utterly irritating guest.
“After he shreaked at me if I’d like $5 to drink a beer, it sounded like a good deal. Then he started in about government grants to smoke and dance…I just couldn’t take any more! I started out just wanting to shove his book up his ass, but then others joined in and, well, I guess we just went overboard.”
Film at 11.
Just kidding here, I think it would be a pretty original idea, actually. You would only have to pull the schtick on newbies, probably not even get the book shoved up your ass (unless, you know, you like that sorta thing)