Wow. I work with a Bruce.

Also cricketers!

Hales of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Anyway, Bruce is a good Sheila and not at all stuck up.

Well spoken, Bruce.

EYE-men.
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Lovely little emblem, that.

When I was growing up in Wisconsin in the 70s, the dad of one of my friends was named Bruce, and he was a big beefy guy, not at all flaming. I heard about the Bruce = gay thing after that, but I’ve never quite assimilated it. Maybe because of that early association and because it’s similar to “brute.” I dunno.

THERE IS NO RULE SIX!!!

Eh, new Bruce, are you a poofta?

The interesting thing about that wattle is that the rounded bits that look like leaves are actually the petioles, leaf stems, that have been modified to act in place of the true leaves which, I found to my surprise, fall off the plants within a few months of germination.

Now, who’s in charge of the sheep dip?

Bruce.

I had dinner at Bruce Jenner’s house. Cute wife. Ten (!) kids. Not swishy at all.

The ultimate threesome is surely Bruce Lee, Bruce Campbell and Lenny Bruce.

Yes, but there’s that whole Village People movie thing.

Rule 4 - I don’t want to catch any of you Bruces not drinkin’ in yer room after Lights Out.

My buddy who was at the same dinner was talking to Bruce and said “Somewhere in this house you’ve got a copy of Can’t Stop The Music and I’d like to watch it with you.”

Mr. Jenner looked at him for a second, laughed and then took him into the laundry room where a large poster of that movie is on display.

And yes he’s got the Wheaties boxes on the shelf.

I’m not sure how he spells it, but I know a very straight guy whose name sounds exactly like Marilyn.

Yeah, and he’s of the “A Boy named Sue” mentality…

Homer Simpson: “… and they stole all our good names, like Bruce and Lance and Julian!”

Huh, upon further review it turns out that Bruce Jenner, despite the whole VP thing, is not gay, but is instead an old lesbian.

Rule six: there is no rule six!

Very cool.

Well, pahdner, John Wayne’s name was Marion.