We all know that billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne can always be found with a bevy of cuties on his arm, but how often is he taking these women home and getting busy with them?
I’m thinking not much:
– he’s way too obsessed with fighting crime to spend much time worrying about getting laid
– he’s super busy, and even taking time out to be seen on a date is asking for a lot from him
– he doesn’t want these women to see the tons of scars and bruises that riddle his body
– since he has a reputation as such a lady-killer, a woman would be prone to blame herself if he doesn’t sleep with her.
– even if it becomes known that he doesn’t have much sex, people would write that off as a billionaire eccentricity.
And even when he does decide to sleep with someone, I’m thinking he wouldn’t be that great in bed. Sure, he’s in great shape, and he probably knows all kinds of tantric-type secrets. But:
– He’s too busy to spend much time pleasing some random cutie he’s dating.
– He doesn’t have to be good. He just have to be Bruce Wayne. Just like with rock stars and groupies.
– He wouldn’t be focussed on pleasing the woman. He’d be too busy thinking about stopping the Joker, or whoever else just broke out of Arkham.