Hey y’all! There’s a congressman comin’ to see me! Tim Johnson* is going to be on my dorm floor to talk to us 'bout all the wunnerful things he’ll do if we vote for him! He’ll be here in 10 minutes!
I locked my door…
(*No offence to anyone who supports this guy. I just don’t like politicians in gereral)
What you should do is go try to scam him into promising you something completely outragous so then you can go around talkin about what a big crock of shit he is. Thats what I’d do. 
Walk out and look him right in the eye and say “You never called me back” and then slap his cheek and walk back into your room.
Good plan!!!
Ya know, I shoulda thought to mess with him, but he never even showed up!! Figures.
Just as well. Professional politicians are notoriously difficult to mess with; nothing’s new to them anymore.