This morning at my crossing guard shift I was rather startled to see that the woman who pulled up to the curb in her minivan (to drop her son off at school) was stark naked :eek:
I wonder how long this lasts before other parents complain.
“Your Honor, that woman’s nakedness was abusing the HELL out of my child!” :rolleyes:
:eek: Quick, where do you live?
My job sucks.
You’ve got to remember your American values:
Sex and nakedness bad, very bad. The human body is the epitome of evil, and should be hidden at all costs. Just immagine the horror if children find out what naked people look like? They’ll be scarred for life. Remember, love is a four letter word.
Violence good, very good. The more explosions and dismemberments a child is exposed to, the more they will grow to love the idea of being a supporter of senseless wars. Senseless wars promote the economy, because bullets can only be used once, so the production of new ones creates jobs. Also, stuff blown up must be rebuilt by somebody, so blowing up stuff is also good for the economy.
I have no idea why this should be the first question to occur to me – but what was the weather like today?
A bit nipply out, bring a sweater.
Do you mean, “Wowee, woman who drops her kid off is STARK NAKED?”
At first glance your title said the KID was stark naked!
OK, am I the only one who thought it was the kid who was STARK NAKED?
Hope her minivan wasn’t a rental… :eek:
Damn, I thought some poor kid was actually living an old recurring nightmare and showed up at school stark naked. :eek:
Wouldn’t that be a hell of a punishment for a kid. You little shit. Tomorrow you’re goin to school naked.
You meant the woman was nekkid…cool. I bet she doesn’t have any problem with the traffic cops and crossing guards. C,mon up lady…hey you back off…yeah park it here sweetheart. Hey there little man, let me get the door for ya.
I guess not. :smack:
Incubus you ARE the crossing guard. :smack:
I guess I hit the nail on that the one then. I can see you tomorrow “uh sir, you can’t stop here this spot is reserved” and bring your videocamera. I wanna see too.
Encinitas great minds huh? So you had that dream too?
Was she attractive? In other words, was her nakedness a good thing, or a bad thing?
Wait a minute! Y’all are still in school? in June…not one of them damned year round schools is it?
I thought it was the kid, too. And then I thought: “I’ve had some mornings where I might be tempted to do that.” My 5-year-old can take 20 minutes just to get his shoes on.
I’m sorry, that was me.
Won’t happen again.
Harmless…hardly Yeah, I was curious and checked out your homepage.
I especially liked all the pics of your furry little kitty.
I live in NYC.
The other day a woman got on the train wearing a white blouse, a brown, above the knee skirt and some sort of shoes.
Through her white shirt in the florescent light I could plainly see she was not wearing a bra and when she sat down across from me and crossed her legs and one stop later uncrossed her legs and got up, I could plaing see that she wasn’t wearing underpants.
I love NY.
Damn nudists trying to undermine our Basic American Values to be Uptight and Morally Outraged.
Wait, is that I’m hardly harmless…or hardly that was harmless?
