“A note from Cecil Adams about the Straight Dope”
Actually, these appeared as sequential thread titles for me when I did “New Posts”!
Ex-pimps don’t want you to turn this one easy trick!
Earn $5000 a week looking at porn!
The one SECRET trick proctologists don’t want you to know!!
Jizzmoppers HATE this new invention!!
[Placename] moms will NEVER have to check their teens for pubic lice again!!
This will end your shame of viewing porn! Tell your mamma!
Oh, you wouldn’t think it’s funny if you checked your bank account now…
“That’s too much cocaine!”
Eleven ordinary household items that release deadly gas when left in a hot car
How smelling farts will make you healthy, wealthy and wise
‘Hillary and Trump, Secret affair? These 23 leaked photos will SHOCK you!’
‘Lose weight while growing your penis…this one simple trick will also turn water into petrol.’
Some parody magazine in the early 1980s (when any mention of computers would draw readers) ran a teaser headline:
The Sex Life of a Computer
My favorite pre-dates the internet.
From the old Weekly World News:
“I was Bigfoot’s love slave!”
… said no one ever.
Click here or these kittens die.
“Three words when used together drastically slows the aging process”
“Why the very rich never use toilets”
Dolly Parton is suing Goodyear for copywrite infringement. Click here to find out why.
See these 7 things that Donald Trump doesn’t want the public to know (#5 would force Trump to resign!)
The Celebrity Chocolate Diet. Lose 20 pounds in three days!
Sex in your City! Check how many times per week people are doing it, and where!
11 Secrets Your Prostitute Doesn’t Want You To Know. Sex Workers HATE Number 7.
Along similar lines (but drifting off topic - sorry) there’s a movie called I Was Catherine the Great’s Stable Boy
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