WTF, Colonel Sanders?

Brylcreem

Not like in the commercials. I remember him as a soft-spoken, kindly old geezer.

The Reba McIntyre one was horrendous. Nope. Not a good campaign.

KFC is big in Thailand. I knew an Englishman there who absolutely loved the stuff.

I am totally addicted to the coleslaw.

Well he did move to Canada, and opened charities

So isn’t it a legal requirement to be polite up there?

KFC coleslaw is the only side dish that compares to Gramma’s potato salad. Also, those bowl things - just keep making those, cole slaw, and throw in those massive double chicken sammiches my stomach loves and my heart hates, and I’m set.

It was over for me when the Colonel started saying “Boo-yah!”