WTF is this contraption my neighbor has in their front yard?

Last week I was walking down my street when I noticed a weird set-up in my neighbor’s front “yard.” (Not really a yard, just a small span of concrete). It appears to be some kind of garden storage unit jury-rigged with an air conditioner. Photos:

Some notes:

  • The unit is not connected to the house in any way. (You can’t quite see that in the photos, but I looked). The A/C is solely for the box.
  • There are two little plastic pipes sticking out the front that you should be able to see if you zoom in.
  • The A/C is being powered by an extension cord running out of the house.
  • I live in the city, so this is extremely out of the norm for the neighborhood.

I’ve never met this neighbor and I’m not about to walk up to their house to ask. Don’t bother suggesting this course of action. Any ideas as to what this could be?

My guess is that it’s a secure delivery option for groceries/perishables.

If that’s not what it is, it should be!

Even back in the days of Schwans being like the only food delivery service, that would be a good thing.

Also perhaps medications that have defined temperature requirements.

I wonder if the neighbor runs the air conditioner all day every day or just when they are expecting perishable deliveries.

I would have been more circumspect about the power cords/extension cords just to not make it quite so easy for a prankster or miscreants to cut them or disconnect the power just for funzies.

That would be my guess, too. Would the OP know if the unit runs only during delivery hours when the neighbor isn’t home?

Wait a minute.

How’d you get so close to take those pics?

And why not ask? The worst they could do is tell you to buzz off, which I’m guessing you’d politely do.

It’s a “Lifetime Modern Outdoor Storage Deck Box”- the 136 gallon model.

Your neighbor has rigged up a Vissani brand window air conditioner to it, presumably to keep it cool. That padlock would seem to indicate that deliveries aren’t the purpose.

I’m going to take a wild assed guess here, and say that your neighbor is trying to do some sort of aging/curing of meat/sausages in there- those two tubes sticking out probably have something to do with humidity.

How many times did you need to tell the computer to “enhance” to see that?
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As opposed to a Vizzini brand air conditioner, which of course would be inconceivable.

I’m standing on the sidewalk in front of their house with a little bit of zoom in. It’s a very small front area, as I said. (Again, middle of the city here).

I’m an introvert from the Northeast.

Hmm, good idea. It does have a padlock on it, though. I think it’s a key padlock, not a code, but I’m not 100% sure about that.

Oh, that’s a fascinating idea! Maybe I should sneak up and smell it :wink:

Surprisingly, I just zoomed in one step on ImageBB.

They could unlock it when expecting a delivery and have the deliverer lock it.

Or get a Knox box Knox box!

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This is just a guess but an outdoor beer brewing setup?

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Not that this is impossible, but brewing requires a fairly steady temperature - ideally moderate to low. Lagers require a fridge, but ales, stout etc will give a decent result at room temp. But it really helps the “room temp” to be fairly low, so the beer gains flavour. Fast fermentation tends to be bland.

Similarly, in its solid form, bread, a couple of slow rises always tastes better than a single fast rise. You can make bread in one hour, or it can take 12+ hours. Beer is similar, though the timescale is weeks, rather than days.

Penguin habitat.

You’ve never met a Cape Penguin.

Those evil shits lurk in the undergrowth and wait to bite. You can be lying on your beach chair, enjoying a gentle beer, when suddenly, you get that paranoid feeling you are being watched.

Devilishly hard to locate, but somewhere, under the scrub, is a penguin. Thirsty for blood, whether it be fish or human. It stares out of one eye, seeking for vulnerability. Penguins are predators, ready to attack at the first chance.

Hence, the air conditioner that hs been jury-rigged onto this container.

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