What if it’s a baptised *Christian *bunny, studying his Bible? His *stack *of Bibles? His stack of rare, *expensive *Bibles that also have great *personal *significance?
Hop hop hop.
Poor little bunny. 
mmmmm braised rabbit. With the smokey goodness of bibles.
Welcome, Turtledove!!
Since you asked:
Fires!! Fires are what keeps a fire department in business! So we all need to go out and start more fires. Otherwise nobody knows what all those firemen will do all day.
For your further edification, note that bibles, especially old, dried out heirloom bibles, make great kindling. We need more old bibles with extensive personal significance for kindling. Start a pile right over there.
And hassenpfeffer is great when prepared over an open fire. I can’t imagine who won’t have trouble letting go of that!
It’s a win / win for everybody!! Except of course for that Debbie-downer fellow gonzomax. He really is a glass-is-half-empty kind of guy, poor thing. Don’t let him bother you though; his heart – if not his brain – is in the right place.
So come on, grab a chair and a spoon, the stew is almost ready. Hope you enjoy yourself here.
Gosh, hold on, I know the answer to this…we need someone who can point out deserving free-riders to callous, animal-hating fire departments, right? And who can allocate theoretical money to retroactively pay before the house caught fire in the first place? And they also have to be willing to sacrifice real people for dead animals in lost-cause trailer fires? Tall order.
But there must be someone like that around.
(Turtledove, no offense meant – I know you did not say or mean what I seem to be attributing to you: the quote served only illustrate a much-belabored point. Good to meet you.)
Poor wittle bunny wabbit!
Fun? We’re just waiting for you to man up and pay the $75 to make sure this doesn’t happen again. Unless this isn’t about the money.
I never would have guessed this thread would get in range of 1000 posts when it began.
:mad: Way to kill the buzz, dude!:mad:
Seriously, this has got to stop; speaking as someone who has made a complete idiot out of himself on this board (more than once, and right here in this forum; what the definition of insanity again?) this is just way too much like a bunch of bullies standing around in a circle playing kick-the-retard hackey-sac.
Has anybody told Gonzo that when it one finds oneself at the bottom of a hole, you should stop digging?
Hey, we’re *not *kicking the retard’s hackey-sac. That would be against board rules.
I bet we could raise the $75 to pay Cranick’s subscription fee in no time at all if we sold tickets to kick the retard’s hackey-sac!
A dollar a kick? Heck, make it 50¢.
I am at the top. The hole and digging in the dirt is where you people are. base, cold, nasty people enjoying the misery of another. That is digging son. That is playing and having fun in a low and compassionless place.
So have you showed your compassion by paying Cranick’s $75 subscription fee? What about the others in his area that haven’t paid? Are you going to actually show compassion or just act all high and mighty to a bunch of strangers on the internet?
He’s probably just been too busy trying to find evidence of the mythical pets.
Unicorn, chimera, or pony?
Given what happened, I’m going with some type of jinn (or maybe too much gin?).
CMC fnord!
Damn, I was watching Jonah Hex today and what happened? Jonah’s family was burned alive in his house as it burned to the ground. Where is Gonzo’s outrage over that? Huh?
Misery as the result of stupidity rates pretty low on my compassion scale.
No word on whether the couple had pets.
I can’t believe someone let their house burn down just to resurrect a Pit thread…