WTF - someone got into a lion's cage?

It´s “Ole” :rolleyes: Cancell your trip to Pamplona, matey; the bulls will tear you appart.

:stuck_out_tongue:

As for the looney in question, I saw the video, it was interesting, the lion actually was playing with the guy, if it had intended to kill him he would had been stone dead on 10 seconds.

I guess this guy is just an idiot. :frowning:

Or…maybe (entering the Twilight Zone) he’s not. How many of us could have the balls to CHOOSE to look a lion in the face at that close range? Beautiful cat. Probably some mighty bad breath, too!

My theory is that the lion knew he was unstable, and thus spared his life.

Or, it was right after feeding time. No matter. :smiley:

Maybe in his hallucinations, he saw dots on the lion and was trying to write his name on him!

Y’know, sign on the dotted…

Meh, I got nothing.

Perhaps he’s Jewish…

My lion’s breath smells like lion food!

How would the guy know the lion was Jewish? Hey, maybe that’s why he didn’t eat the guy - meat’s not kosher if killed by another animal…
:smack:

Oh, and Chefguy, your sig is a real whoop - a great zeugma!

What the…?

You know what’s really scary? He’ll probably look at this incident and be like, “Hey, I lived through it!”

And then he’ll have to top it. Maybe go for a swim with the polar bears?

Too bad his father didn’t hold him in one hand while he fed lions with the other. :rolleyes: