Bet ya didn’t know until just now what the P stood for in P90X! 
Are ya sure ya took it out of tha plastic?
Must… not… make… joke.
Apparently, and they never tell you this, it helps to think sexy thoughts.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned the possibility that she has two reproductive systems. I’ve heard of a few cases of this and the women commented that they often had trouble containing their periods. The OP might want to have someone take a look around down there for another opening.
While this may be possible, there is a more ordinary explanation available in that she says that sex did not happen with any great regularity, so there may be a partially preforated hymen- while tampon is being inserted into one hole in the hymen, there may be a second, smaller, hole allowing egress of fluids.
But I second the call to maybe have someone do a tune-up.
Band name!!!
**Giant Flappy Vag’s[COLOR=“Black”] Tonight at the Vic! **[/COLOR] All ages show!
I love this thread, still TMI, but only when you consider the tomato soup I was going to eat, until… Thanks!
I did that with a diva cup once. I’m not sure where my mind was. Noticed right away, though.
Call Click and Clack (the tap it!) brothers 
OB doesn’t work that well either :mad:.
I’ve had to go the “belt and suspenders” route at all times. Grrrrr. And this has been the case even since before kids (only one of whom even used that exit).
Is it possible that the bleeding is coming from somewhere other than your vag? I mean, do you have a cut from … er… removing the carpet? Maybe an ingrown hair that is infected? A sore of some sort bleeding?
Whenever my car is leaking, I get a professional to take a look at it… same with this.
Perhaps you are bleeding out your arse? Or perhaps you are putting the tampon up your arse? Highly unlikely I know.
Every reply to this thread is making me laugh.
Floaty-two flappy vags, perforated hymen, sneaky peaky vag size, black hole vag, non-removy applicator, rippy bleedy pubs, tampon up the ass-Gimpy.
TWO? :eek:
I mean, there’s your problem right there.
No, these are WTF tampons.
I guess that’s a pretty accurate–and hilarious–synopsis of the thread so far (except that it’s pubes, not pubs… I don’t think I’d want to have a drink at a bleedy pub.)
You aren’t kidding. That is so nasty.
I do kinda like the idea of the tampon blowgun, Serenata67. Though I’d skip the dipping the ammo in paint before shooting. Ewwwww.
I am not brand-loyal to tampons and have tried many brands. Some store brands aren’t bad. Absorbency-wise, I’ve had good luck recently with Kotex tampons (which sounds like an oxymoron).
Those earrings? God in heaven. What are some people thinking.
I’ve heard people say this, but I pull out a half dry one all the time (OK, not ALL the time…mostly it’s saturated), but when I do, it’s not a really big deal. Maybe this bodes well for me re: childbirth. In general, I have a really low pain threshold, too, but pulling tampon, no matter how dry, never really feels painful.
Good god, that whole site’s like something you’d see on Regretsy.
ETA: for the uninitiated… http://www.regretsy .com/
(Broke link because there’s unicorn wang under the fold.)