I blame these bloody computers; spell check auto correct, blah blah blah! i can’t even read my own handwriting anymore because i never have to write by hand! do you know what it’s like to send a 5 page (double sided) letter to the other side of the bloody planet and having the return letter say they couldn’t read a damn thing you wrote.
If you just have terrible handwriting, you could hire a ghost handwriter. You type it out and hand it over to be copied by hand. Architects tend to have very nice handwriting - look around for an impoverished architecture student. I’d avoid the med students, though.
This is a blatant hijack and neglect of the OP… but the Subject line reminds me of Tori Amos’s first album. Psudo punk band called “Y Kant Tori Reed?”.