Don’t know about a table saw, but there was a case of a dude who musturbated with the aid of a belt sander. When he slipped, and it put a gash in his scrotum, he simply stapled it shut with an industrial staple gun.
Talk about a handy man!
(Note: I don’t THINK this was debunked as an urban legend, but I could be mistaken.)
Yer pal,
Satan
First Place
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire