The basis is that the guy saw something that looked like that picture of a hyena. Hence I’m asking for any indigenous animals that might look similar, which I can then mention to him, and he can say if it looks like the right one.
I promised the guy that I would ask here, and I didn’t want to go back and say “Without a picture, they couldn’t come up with anything.” I wanted to at least give you guys a chance.
I take your point about this still being in GQ, but I didn’t think to have it moved at the time, and the jokes have taken over so much that I doubt I will get anymore serious answers now.
If this were nonsense question, my friend wouldn’t have over 50 posts on Facebook responding or have been looking all day trying to figure out what this unusual animal was that he’d never seen before, despite living here all his life.
The serious answers were pretty much exhausted at the get-go. If it looks exactly like that, it was a hyena. If it looks only a bit like that, it’s something else.
WTF? One of my friends said she thought she saw Voldemort on the train and got more than 50 responses.
I really don’t understand this. So your friend sees a strange animal. Presumably he doesn’t have a camera handy so he posts a picture of a different animal he downloaded from the internet. That animal being a hyena that inhabits sub-Saharan Africa and people on FaceBook are confused that he saw it in Branson, Missouri? Is that right?
And, with absolutely no description of the animal, asks GQ to guess what it could be, and gets snippy when nobody has any idea what they’re talking about.
“Okay, so he must’ve linked an image of a file he found online of something that looked similar. He sure made it sound like it was his image, but careful reading indicates he never said he took the photo.”
Even though the OP specifically says ‘don’t look at the URL if you want to avoid a spoiler’, which surely seems to indicate he knew when he posted the OP that his friend did not take this picture…:dubious:
I know. Sometimes it almost seems like people look for ways to be confused rather than try to understand.
How did the image get its filename? Because I had to take an image from Facebook and post it elsewhere so you guys could see it. The title is based on what the guy thought it was and where he saw it. (The upload site removed the quotation marks I used in the filename.) I didn’t want you to be biased by what he thought it was, so I told you not to look at the URL.
I don’t know where the idea came from that he was trying to deceive anyone. I thought he said it was a photograph he took, but careful rereading indicated that this was not the case. Some people got that, some didn’t, so he clarified. The discussion didn’t stop.
Someone stated that I made a bad judgment in continuing the conversation past the point when the image was shown not to be what I thought it was, so I pointed out that I was not the only person trying to continue the conversation.
I believe that’s everything I haven’t already spelled out. If you’re still confused, forget about it. As I’ve been told multiple times, this thread is already dead. I don’t see any point is fighting your confusion if I’m not going to get any more answers.
FWIW, there are several zoos in the Harrison, Arkansas, area. A previous poster speculated an escaped hyena. I can’t imagine a hyena having such a successful jailbreak.
Young feral pigs are often yellow or tan and can easily be mistaken for dogs at a distance, particularly if you are not used to seeing feral pigs. Their movement, behavior, and body type are similar.
ETA: If your friend was in Texas the odds that this mystery animal was a pig would be just shy of 99%.
Since you mentioned it, and OP train has left the station, don’t hyenas have something weird going on with their penis? This is all that shakes out of my memory hole under “hyena.” Penis.