OK, so I have a buddy who went to Yale and got a BA in economics and he told me some great stories about a Tong Contest. I was wondering if any dopers have personally been in the contest or observed the “stuff” first hand. Is it really the best in the world, or is this just an urban myth that found it’s way to central Il? For those of you who don’t know what the Tong Contest is, I’ll let somebody else explain it b/c I don’t want to go against any of the rules here on the sdmb (not that they would, but just in case).
Here is a link to a Playboy webpage that describes a thong contest (as opposed to a tong contest) at Toad’s Place (a popular nightclub in New Haven). Perhaps that’s what your friend was referring to?
No it wasn’t.
So, you’ll let someone else describe it and get banned. But not you? Is that the idea?
Don’t waste your time with Google in this situation…
Just describe it the way Howard Stern would - oral, anal, penis, vagina, etc. I really doubt it’s bad enough to get you banned and, without describing it, a Yale grad might not even know what you’re talking about. It could also be practiced in other places under other names.
Unless it’s an illegal drug thing. That’s my guess.
Haj
The mentioning of an illegal drug is not a bannable offense here.
From Yale’s “Rumpus”–a student publication:
Reminds me of that one Shel Silverstein song .
Disclaimer: I don’t condone none of this.
No, I figured they could either say whether the contest was real or not without describing it. Those that knew what it was would continue to know, and those who didn’t would have to research or find out on their own.
Aw C’mon. Can someone at least skirt an outright explanation. This board is about ignorance, even if regarding things salacious. Does it have something to do with a tong tin?
So I shouldn’t mention that one of the most notorious Chinese criminal organizations in America is a tong known as the Fuk Ching?