Y'all don't get birth certificates, Arkansas babies!

Arkansas judge blocks state from issuing birth certificates is the headline the AP is running about this.

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What’s the problem, those of us outside of Arkansas may be asking:

And apparently the state legislature is dragging their heels (and prolly kicking AND screaming too) on getting this done.

That’s gonna be in the tens of thousands pretty quickly, eh.

An earlier thread on the topic.

One day these babies will be old enough to run for president.

How long before these undocumented babies are deported?

The Arkansas Gazette just posted by email “Gov. Asa Hutchinson has issued a directive ordering the Arkansas Department of Health to resume issuing birth certificates and to “allow female spouses of women who give birth to be listed” on them.”

Now, let’s be fair. Many of us agree that the heinous offspring of a lesbian witches’ coven, impregnated with semen from a Devil’s spell-cast Gila monster, should NOT be allowed a passport, or to serve as President. Of course, you’re entitled to your own opinion on this, however wrong.

But Dixie boys are not universally intolerant. If an Arkansan good 'ol boy were able to fornicate with his AR-15 and succeed at procreation, I’m sure there’d be no problem granting the half-man half-gun mutant a birth certificate. Even the 35 year minimum to run for President should then be waived, I think.

Me, I always thought people from the Land of Smiles were goofy, but to each his own.

I thought birth certificates were to indicate the biological parents of a baby, but from the Democrat story, it appears they indicate who the mother is married to, so I see no reason why same sex parents can’t be listed as well.

No, birth certificates have always been about legal parenthood, not biology. Hence why it’s still the default to list whoever the mother is married to when she gave birth as the “father” regardless of who really impregnated her.

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Does this mean that all married pregnant females, due to deliver in the next two months, will have to hold off until at least February?

Is this from some outlet that calls itself “Democrat” such as the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, or is this an ungrammatical reference to the Democratic Party?

The Democrat-Gazette is the major newspaper in Arkansas and conservative. It was named “The Arkansas Democrat” until the company bought out the liberal newspaper, “The Arkansas Gazette” in 1991.

And when a child gets adopted, the adoptive parents can be substituted on the birth certificate.

I have a friend who paid child support to the baby his legally-separated wife had by some unknown hookup. Why? Because he was the legal husband of the woman on the date of birth and therefore the legal father of anything that issued forth from that woman.

Not in Arkansas, but a state not too different on the :smack: scale.

I’m pretty sure these laws vary by state. But yeah, a birth certificate is a legal document, not a medical/scientific one.

Whose name goes on the certificate if the mother is unmarried?

No blood test to disprove his parenthood?

I think a lot of states have that law.

This is kind of a mess, but it does give a sense of how different the laws are by state.

http://family.findlaw.com/paternity/legal-definition-of-father-by-state.html

For example. in Texas:

That sounds like the mother’s husband is the legal father, regardless of the biological parentage.

There is the sentence, “until that status is rebutted or confirmed in a judicial proceeding.”

No blood test necessary. This child was an obviously different ethnicity than he.

Didn’t matter. In that state at that time (early 1990s) the child is his legal responsibility because he is the legal husband of the woman at the date of birth. Nothing, and I do mean nothing, else is legally relevant.

If some man (not necessarily the bio-dad, any male will do) had chosen to adopt the kid that’d have been the only way to get my friend off the hook. Well, that or infanticide.

Damn.