Y'all will be glad to know...

A barrel of NYMEX light sweet crude oil dropped almost $3 by closing on Friday.

Let’s hope that’s good news. Say, didn’t you have a presentation or evaluation or something last week that you were a little nervous about? How did it go?
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About ten minutes before showtime the machine hung. On reboot the work was gone - POOF! I had a two day old backup tape so I was able to go with winging it for the missing two days work (all the good stuff, of course).

Ultimately, it went just fine.

Nuclear power.

The only way to go.

I tend to agree with you, Chief; we’re just having a bit of trouble getting to a vehicular sized reactor.

“Depends on the size of your vehicle,” the chief responds from the 1,094-foot IKE.

ChiefScott, i’m going on my second date with this girl this week, can i borrow your vehicle and take her for a spin? promis i’ll bring her back without a scratch. Chicks dig nuclear powered vessels…

Well, ChiefScott’s phallic symbol pretty much knocks my new car right out of the ballpark.

and I thought I’d impress the chicks with my 50cc Moped…

Something about “it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean” comes to mind…

Strap a nuke on it, and you’re bound to get laid :smiley:

…and that’s how we get our nuclear families boys and girls…