They’re here in Canada. I seem to recall (although I have no cite for it) that during the last US Presidential campaign, John Kerry had some Democrats at work up here, looking for the mail-in votes of the approximately 200,000 Americans known to be living in Canada. Now, as I said, I have no cite, and that figure may well include any American who lives here–from, say, those who dodged the Vietnam draft forty years ago up to those who just arrived. But if true, at least it gives us a figure.
Anyway, my wife is one such American. She’s been in Canada about 15 or 16 years; she originally came because she was offered a job here.
She noticed all the typical things fairly quickly, and got used to them (for example, the bilingual packaging and the metric system). And she admits to missing some of the things she liked in the US (candy treats, for example, although one of her old friends sends her a package of such things every Christmas). But overall, she’s pretty happy here.
One thing does tend to bother her though, and it has to do with how it’s always open season on criticizing the US up here. Sometimes that criticism is reasonable, justified, and constructive; but she has put up with a lot of people who, when they find out she is American, promptly seem to think she has some kind of influence on, say, US foreign policy and proceed to tell her what the US should or should not be doing. (We always have a good laugh about this. Like she is supposed to pick up the phone and dial the White House: “Hi, George, it’s Spoons’ wife. Yeah, listen, I was just on an errand here in Calgary, and some Canadian guy had a really great idea for what we should be doing in…”) Of course, she also puts up with some folks’ superior attitude (“We have health care. You don’t. Nyah.”), but such things don’t really bother her any more; she mostly ignores them. Or she might retort, “I live here now. I have health care too. Nyah.”
Curiously, for a country that prides itself on its multiculturalism, we (that is, my wife and I) find that Canada falls down when it comes to American culture. Oh sure, Canada gets all the TV and movies and music, and we have more than our share of McDonald’s, Wal-Marts, and Coca-Cola, but we don’t seem to celebrate American history and culture the way we do that of other places. Toronto, for example, has a celebration of Caribbean culture every summer (Caribana), Chinese New Year is always celebrated in the Chinese community, and the Scots have their Robbie Burns Day in January. Even expat Australians and New Zealanders have invited me to their celebrations of Anzac Day, in April. But nobody up here seems to want to celebrate the Fourth of July, for example. It’s almost as if Canadians, who genuinely seem to enjoy joining in with the celebrations of other countries’ cultures, deliberately set out to ignore the Americans’ major holiday.
Maybe if those 200,000 Americans that John Kerry said were here decided to have a Fourth of July celebration, that might help. 