I don’t get what the shirt refers to. Explain?
The question is…which one will Jacko dangle over a window?
Vera is the name of Daniel Moder’s (Julia Roberts’ latest toy) ex-wife.
The fascination is with her bulbous turd cutter, not her ethnicity.
JLo used to be able to act. She’s great in Selena and Out of Sight. Her talent departed the moment she decided she’d rather be a Star than an actor. Sadly, the same seems to be happening to Reese Witherspoon.
Oh, and Affleck’s new superhero movie Daredevil is supposed to be pretty darn good, actually. Go figure.
But yeah, if I don’t hear another fucking word about this latest celebrity LoveMerger I’ll be a happy happy man.
C’mon now, give credit where credit is due. . .
Anyone who is able to actually have the patience to sit through the tome of prenuptuals (which make certain secret government project specifications look like cheap dime-store paperbacks) is obviously a real winner.
What? She hired lawyers for that? Aw hell, burn her at the stake then. . .
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She ain’t no Cameron Diaz - yowzah!!
Wait a second - JLo is Puerto Rican? I’m not that great at geography, but I don’t think Puerto Rico is in New York. What a dumbass.
What’s with all the new nick names?
It’s like, she goes from Jennifer Lopez, to JLo, to “Jenny” from the Block, etc. Gag.
Oh, and Julia Roberts makes me ill.
The T-shirt thing and the married man…well, I’m not sure. I seem to recall that he was separated, but maybe I’m just hopeful.
In any case, Lopez is disgusting. Julia’s just human.
Ben Affleck wants a career in politics! He should do well, considering he hasn’t voted in 10 years! What a dickwad! Of course, considering how people with the IQs of gnats (e.g. the kennedies) get to be senators and reps, Ben should give it a whirl!
She’s brown?
I have to admit, I was only half-kidding in my last post. When I saw the topic, I thought Stoid was referring to our own Doper Ben, which raised a number of questions in my mind.
When I realized she was talking about Afleck, my first thought was “He’s cheating on Lopez already?”
Moder was married to make-up artist Vera Steimberg when he and Roberts began an affair. Steimberg didn’t grant a quicky divorce despite Roberts reportedly kicking in a sizeable chunk of change (report was $400k) to move things along.
Shortly thereafter, Roberts was photographed donning a t-shirt with the handwritten words, “A Low Vera” across the chest.
Sure! With all that training for Sum of All Fears, he should be apt for the job. :rolleyes:
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Bring back Harrison Ford, I say. “Indy for President!”
:rolleyes:
Put it in her ass? That would just give us all something else to be fascinated about.
I had the weirdest dream last night, that was sort of a combination of Pearl Harbor (which I’ve never even seen!) and Titanic. It was strange.
Affleck is a tool and Dogma sucked ass. Jennifer Lopez has a perfect body, but I’m so fucking tired of seeing her everywhere. I hate celebrities.
Is she actually divorced now? She was still married to Cris Judd at least until the first of the year.
That’s what fascinates me about the whole thing–this married woman going on and on about the love of her life and getting engaged–while she is married to another man.
I was hoping that some interviewer would ask her, “so, how does your husband feel about your upcoming wedding?”
I’m not saying that a person shouldn’t date at all until the divorce is final, but JHo’s behavior is unacceptable, IMHO. If you want to fuck around, then fuck around, but don’t make a mockery of marriage, please.
And wasn’t she engaged to Puffy only two years ago?