Or why they can’t see Hawaii, since it’s right below Alaska.
On maps, at least.
I keep tellin y’all, everybody has Idaho pegged wrong. 
It would seem we like to get a bit freaky in the bedroom too
“Why are my nipples so sore”, makes one wonder what’s going on in the state of Georgia.
[QUOTE=Pennsylvania]
Am I gay? / Is Bill Cosby a rapist? / When is X-Files? / What is vaping? / How to write a check? / Why are people gay? / What is Grindr? / Is Hillary Clinton going to win? / Why is my period late? / Why can’t I poop? / Do cats fart?
[/QUOTE]
Yep.
I’m pretty sure this was skewed heavily by one of my co-workers.
Why wouldn’t midgets have night vision?
They’re probably all from Philadelphia.
So, who did win the Civil War?
I’m honestly surprised that “why can’t we shoot geese?” isn’t on the list for Michigan.
What does OPP mean, by the way?
I am surprised that this is not the most common question in every state:
“How the hell do you make the goddam social link tabs blocking the left side of the text go away?”
(If those are put there for political reasons, my apologies for the political jab.)
The side that got the most points obviously.
This post wins a Golden Karen award for “Comment that says soooooo much, but 99% of it is left to the imagination”. Bravo!
Captain America. 
Edited to add: while arguably the people asking aren’t thinking along those lines, the questions themselves might genuinely have meaning. If you’re asking the question, say, “Who won the Civil War?” then at least you’re looking at an interesting debate.
Now I really want to start some GD threads looking at these.
WTF is a joe flacco?