Yeah, I'm gonna get firfed from work.

Thanks for a great laugh, I really needed that!

“Me: I’m too shocked to make any words come out of my mouth.”

LOL!

Man, if I firfed at work, I’d get fired.

Firf this! What a bunch of firfers. Firf.

I firfed at work once. Problem was the fcol matter that was expelled.

Santorum?

Isn’t Santorum some sort of Shith Lord? Darth Rectum?

Damn. I’m self-employed - don’t think I want to firf myself.

Cool boss, though.

Would a person who was firfed eligible for funemployment benefits?

When I’m all alone I firf myself. I firf slowly slowly slowly getting faster, once I start firfing it’s very hard to stop.

Its a good thing your boss let you rush home from work you could post this.

Who’s on firf?

Yef.

I don’t know…
Fird base!!