Somethings fishy about the story, how could a girl that small bear 350lbs., for an hour and a half yet??
It’s called a train. She probably only had 50 pounds or so that her dainty little legs were supporting; the rest was just dragging on the ground behind her.
This is The Sun … a “newspaper,” remember. I think the whole thing is a staged bunch of crap. I mean really.
20 people shoving a girl down the aisle? At a wedding. Come on.
Which will likely be when she’s 19.
I have to call BS on this thing. Seriously, 9 1/2 hours to put it on? Did she not eat or have to use the bathroom in 9 1/2 hours? 1 1/2 hours to walk/be shoved to the alter? It’s just not adding up for me. :rolleyes:
Could be. It’s still a fun story though. 
I wonder how many seconds it took for her horny teenage groom to tear the thing off in the limo.
Her parents are idiots.
That assumes he has her permission, 'cause you know he’s 'whipped.
If there’s a museum for tacky clothing, that’s where that gown’s gonna end up.
I take it I’m not the only one who is **annoyed ** by the **repetitive bolding ** of words?
Then again, it’s the Sun. We shouldn’t leave it to the **readers ** to figure out the **important ** parts of the article.
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I have to call BS on this thing.
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You’re missing the point! 
The bolding thing works better if you imagine Regis Philbin’s voice reading it.
Shit, by comparison, Jordan’s Barbiesque wedding was subtle and demure.