I saw a man behind the wheel of his car. He wasn’t paying any attention to what was in front of his vehicle. He didn’t even have a hand on the wheel. Instead, he was eating a sandwich with one hand while staring at a map he was holding in the other.
Why isn’t this thread in the Pit?
Because before he did any of this stuff, he pulled into a parking lot and parked. 
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Does that make him a responsible parker instead of a responsible driver?
A number of times, I’ve gotten a sandwich, got back into the car, & proceeded to eat it right then & there, before getting into gear but have never started driving & then pulled over to eat.
I have. Because I wanted the Swenson’s burger, but you can get wireless in the McDonald’s parking lot. 
A few years ago, I noticed the guy in the left hand seat of the car behind me was reading a book. Then I noticed that it was a right-hand drive car.