I am returning this post to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name on it. You should take better care of your password.
Of course it isn’t. One it was proved that taggants wouldn’t have been the tiniest help in this case, the goalposts must be moved, unless someone has the balls to say ala Emily Littela “Never Mind”.
The irony of this post is off the scale. And this is my industrial strength SDMB irony detector we are talking about. Thanks for the laugh man…this is comedy gold!
Move quickly. Strawberries are regulated by the Ag Dept., which we are given to understand means they will be banned quite soon. Of course, if you cannot instantly tell a fragaria virginiana from a fragaria chiloensis, you could not possibly have an opinion worth hearing.
It would be more like wanting to ban fragaria virginiana but not fragaria chiloensis because some crazy person used fragaria virginiana to poison little children.
Well, that’s a pretty bad analogy, seeing as how its practically impossible to poison a child with a strawberry. So not the same sort of thing as shooting with a gun. Pretty sure we’ve established that point.
Still, i’m glad you didn’t go with “The only defense from a bad man with a strawberry is a good man with a gun.”
How about strawberrys WITH taggants? Would they be considered safe? Would they be difficult to remove?
“The only defense from a bad guy with Franken Berry is a good guy with Count Chocula.”