Yet another Yankee’s fried chicken thread

JohnnyLA asked for my fried chicken method over in IMHO but I didn’t want to fuck up the thread, so here we are.

You know me: I grew up in Cleveland, my mother never made fried chicken (“That’s what KFC is for, no?”), went to school in Connecticut, lived in Manhattan and Brooklyn ever since. What right do I have to make fried chicken statements? Well, I love southern food and have trained myself over many years to prepare it, and MY fried chicken is among the best I’ve ever tasted. My friends will back that up.

I’ve had superior fried chicken in a roadhouse in Mount Pleasant called Gullah Cuisine, run by Charlotte Jenkins, a few miles north of Charleston, SC. Unfortunately now defunct. But you can still buy her cookbook online. I’ve never used mine, but bought it (retail price) and had her sign it for me in tribute to her amazing fried chicken.

Okay, here we go.

Buy a DAMN GOOD chicken, no more then 3 1/2 pounds. Free range, organic, what have you. Supermarket chickens won’t do, unless you have a really good supermarket.

Cut it up. Wings in two pieces, put the tips aside for the stockpot. Thighs. Drumsticks. Breasts cut crosswise into two or three parts, depending on size (smaller piece of breast absorb more flavor). Backbone and guts set aside for stockpot.

Pulling off the skin/fat is optional.

A LOT of people insist on soaking the chicken in buttermilk, or at least salted water. I don’t think it’s worth the trouble.

Season meat forthrightly with salt and pepper. A good Cajun seasoning like Slap Ya Mama can be used instead.

Put your skillet on the range. Many people insist on cast iron. I respect that. I have experimented hundreds of time and prefer stainless steel.

Put a cup of all-purpose flour into a bag (paper is traditional, but a leftover plastic veggie bag is fine). Season well with MORE salt and pepper, plus granulated onion (optional) granulated garlic (necessary) and paprika (necessary). Or use a lot more Slap Ya Mama. Shake the chicken pieces in it and lay out on a bed of foil. Reserve the bag of seasoned flour.

Put some heat under that skillet, and fry a couple pieces of good bacon.

Remove the crisp bacon and drain it for the snack that you deserve. Add 1/4-1/2 cup of a neutral vegetable oil to the bacon fat skillet and get it hot.

(Our friend Tubadiva, a serious southern cook and a truly traditional one, says I use far too little oil. I say PAH! Just turn the damn chicken more frequently)

Pick up the chicken pieces and RE-DREDGE in the seasoned flour. Lay them in the pan to pan-fry. Start with the dark meat, which needs more time. Wing pieces last.

Turn after five sizzling minutes. Turn again after five minutes. The drumsticks and breast pieces will need five minutes each on four sides. Thighs should get the same time because they need a longer time to get done. Wing pieces can come out when they look ready.

Drain on BROWN PAPER BAGS which absorb the grease far better than paper towels.

Bring grease back up to temperature, whisk in a tablespoon or two of flour until dark brown, then add some chicken stock or water and scrape up the browned bits for gravy. Stir until thickened to gravy status.

Consume chicken when cooled down to warm or room temperature, with the gravy and mashed potatoes or rice or potato salad or cornbread or whatever you like.

Thanks, Ukulele Ike!

I don’t know when I’ll be able to try it. Still have chicken taquitos, and we have the Turkey Feast coming up. But I definitely will try it!

ETA: You don’t dip the chicken in a beaten egg?

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(Kisses sent to NoWa). You’re welcome…that WAS a bit of effort. By the time you get to cook fried chicken one hundred people will have weighed in on why MY method is total crap, and you should do it THIS way. You should adopt the best advice on all sides and try it your way, and decide which fried chicken is the best for you.

Of course, MINE is the best, but I’m a liberal.

Beaten egg? No fucking way.

For a chicken cutlet, or schnitzel, sure. Seasoning, flour dip, egg dip, roll in bread crumbs, yum. But not for fried chicken.

Entirely different thing.

Maybe that’s why I haven’t been able to master fried chicken.

Well, I’m a Liberal too.

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Your method is crap because (fill in reason). I just wanted to meet your expectations.

I love you, man.

I need some of this chicken in my life, sounds delicious!

I cook mine very much the same way, Ukulele Ike, so of course I am going to tell you your method is wonderful.

And I do shake my chicken in a paper bag with flour and sometimes I use poultry seasoning. And I don’t even use as much oil as you do. We’re making fried chicken, not deep-fried chicken, right?

I’d like to say your method is crap, but it’s far too close to my family’s recipe. Yes, I’m a northerner, but my grandmother was born & raised through her teens in Kentucky, and she’s where our recipe came from.

The primary difference between yours and ours is that we fry up a whole goddamn mess o’ bacon so we have enough bacon fat to fry the chicken in, vegetable oil be damned. Coupla pieces, that sounds just like someone born in Ohio.

Other than that, no onion, no garlic, no paprika, though I think that was more out of necessity than desire. I go with the garlic and (maybe) onion, myself. Whatever you put in it, the point is that the crust is thin & crisp, no big batter kind of thing.

And bacon fat. Lots o’ bacon fat.

My seasonings are: onion powder, garlic powder, tarragon, crushed rosemary, paprika, salt. Amounts as I feel like it, mixed into the flour.

I’m one who thinks it’s better and worth the time to brine in buttermilk these days. I also put a good amount of hot sauce in the buttermilk. I used to not use it, and dipped the chicken in the dry mixture twice at that time. After I started using it, it quickly became apparent when using buttermilk the second dip in the dry mixture was just creating too much crust.

Slicing the breasts into chicken strips make them easier to cook, but it somewhat defeats the purpose of bone-in chicken.

But either way, you’ve got a pretty solid method, even if it’s not the one I use.

I don’t understand this part. If the thighs need a longer time, why would they get the same time?

I have never made fried chicken in my life, but I crave it now and then, and lots of places don’t do it all that well. I’ve had it at 3 different restaurants this year, all pretty good spots, but their fried bird is nothing to write home about.

Sorry about being unclear. Thighs are FLAT. You can flip ‘em over. Drumsticks and breast pieces have FOUR SIDES, and need a browning on each side.

It’s hard to overcook a thigh, an undercooked thigh is gross, so give them the same time.

Yes, you can use as much bacon fat as you like, themore the better, and skip the oil. I just included the veg oil to attract the Californians.

Other than that, DO NOT skip paprika.It adds a certain je ne sais quois.