Yo mama’s so fat, seismologists haven’t found the depth at which the fat stops.
They know it’s got to be there, 'cause they know she’s a “Mo-ho”
Yo mama’s so fat, her fat-quakes have no measureable shadow zones.
Yo mama’s so fat, her blood pressure squeezes Iron into Tellurium.
Yo mama’s so fat, she had a walk-in colonoscopy.
eeeeeeewwwwwwwww… sorry
Yo mama’s so dumb, she tole summun Cecil was wrong!
Yo Mama so dumb, she claimed that .99999… != 1
Yo Mama so dumb, when Monty offered to let her switch doors, she stayed.
Yo Mama so dumb, she’s STILL looking for the third word that ends in -gry.
Yo Mama so dumb, she thought infinity was a number.
I don’t know what’s worse – that I told this particular joke to my father & brother, or that they both laughed very hard.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, horny teenage geeks download nekkid pics of her – AND SEND THEM RIGHT BACK.
Is that so? Yo momma’s so fat, she had to move Betelgeuse aside to just barely squeeze in Orion’s belt!
Yo momma’s so fat, what you see is just the tip of the iceberg - the rest of her is still making its way through from the 6th dimension!
Yo momma’s so fat, I can’t even find her anymore - she recently exceeded the Schwarzschild mass!
Yo momma’s so dumb, she thinks real space is complex!
Yo momma’s so fat, she stops 0.01% of neutrinos.
My friend: Yo momma’s so dumb, she can’t prove Sylow’s First Theorem.
My retort: Oh yeah? Yo momma’s so dumb, she can’t even use Sylow’s First Theorem to prove Fermat’s Little Theorem!!
Yo mama’s so fat, when she walks past a tree owls wake up and start hunting!
(This gem was posted originally in an excellent Pit-rant by a poster named Skinny Boy, but I can’t seem to link to it anymore)
Yo mama’s so fat, when her shadow hits the ground it registers 8.7 on the Richter Scale.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she still thinks digital watches are a pretty good idea.
Yo mama’s so fat, even DOE’s IBM BlueGene/L system (installed at DOE’s Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory) isn’t capable of calculating her weight.
Yo mama’s so fat, her gravity tore the Earth apart and created a ring!
Ooh! Ooh! Yo mama’s so fat, the Silver Surfer took one look at her and called Galactus!
Your momma’s so fat, she doesn’t have a mons pubis, she’s got a Mons Olympus!
Your momma’s missing so many teeth, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
OK, that wasn’t really geeky, but it is my favorite Dozens line.
Yo momma so fat, her Schwarzchild radius is a megaparsec.
Yo mama so fat, the phlebotomist drew gravy out of her arm.
Yeah, I know… weak
And to piggy-back off of this…
Yo mama’s so fat, Galactus couldn’t eat her!
Yo momma’s so fat that when NASA crashed another space probe, they said it was because there was an error in calculating the gravity of yo momma.
Yo momma’s so fat that the LIGO project has only been able to detect her.
Yo momma’s so fat that whenever she moves she gives off x-rays.
Yo momma’s so ugly that when she went to Paris, the police tried to capture her and have her installed on the roof of Notre Dame.
Yo momma’s so dumb, she preordered a Phantom game console.
Yo momma’s so poor and dumb, she tried to use 5,000 random coupons to buy something off the Dollar Menu at McDonald’s.
Yo momma so dumb, she used Bellman-Ford on a directed graph with non-negative edge weights.
Yo momma so hairy, when she raises her arms it looks like she got Einstein in a headlock.
I’m shocked that this hasn’t been posted before!
Yo mamma is so fat, she looks like she’s approaching the speed of light.
I don’t see how that follows. Care to rephrase that one?
Yo mama is so fat we should all consider ourselves lucky Cthulhu ate her first.
That’s brilliant!
I think it’s cuz it’s hard to see how you mama could be so massive unless she was approaching the speed of light.