Come to the freakin’ chat room already!
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.” - George Carlin
Yeah! You’re gonna miss the orgy!
Yeah, c’min here and catch the ol’ Coldfire drunk fer once !!
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Yeah Satan, damn i can’t keep up with these women much longer…
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
We need more males! 
Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me?
- Groucho Marx
Yeah Satan, you KNOW you want to come to IRC. Just Do it! With the quickness!
It just isn’t a party without Satan!
“Come on, Phonics Monkey–drum!”
Calling Satan.
Calling Satan.
There is great works for you to do.
Little peons for you to squawsh.
Game shows to host.
Calling Satan.
pat
Sorry, guys… Hd other things going on… I’ll make it back tho!
Yer pal,
Satan
Shit. I was there, and I missed the orgy…
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.