Yojimboguy, Whore Monger ... er, Mover!

Do they expect to call him Cato? Will ‘she’ look like Seth Rogan?

(Not judging; I’m sure Seth can give one Hell of a Blow Job…)

It looks like the adventure id over. We hsd a bunch of text exchanges, with half answers or non-answers from them

Finally i told them since i wasn’t goig to send any PID info ovet the internet, they needed to give me an office address to visit and discuss things in person. No reply so i sent this;

I haven’t heard from them since.

It’s not legal to drive prostitutes to their work engagements if you know they are going to be engaging in prostitution.

For specific legal advice consult an attorney licensed in your jurisdiction.

What would you call this service? Boober?

Actually, if they were screwing people then it would be honest work.

Would you have to drive a Ford Escort?

I once worked with a friend who had really done this years ago.

He was a college student, and driving a cab to earn money. One customer was a high-class call girl (later she became a madam operating her own girls*). She became a regular customer.

He said that he liked having her because she tipped well, and because she was a consistent customer. He would drop her off at a hotel or fancy house, and she would say “I’ll be done here in 45 minutes, then I need to go across town to another appointment. Do you want to wait, or look for another customer?” He often chose to wait – he could park somewhere nearby and work on his studies in the cab, and then have another sure fare when she was done. Otherwise he might spend a lot driving around or waiting at cab stops, and still not find a fare.

He did say that she once mentioned very tactfully she could pay him with something other than cash, and he gave her the old line that “I don’t think I have change for something that big”; then they both laughed and it was never mentioned again.

He was certainly aware of what she did, but never got in trouble about it. In fact, he said that refusing her service would have put him in violation of the taxicab license regulations.

*Years later, she was arrested and charged for being a madam. The newspapers reported how awful it was that she kept 20% of the fees her girls were paid. Both I & my friend were then working as computer consultants for different contracting companies. I called him up and suggested he contact her about starting a computer consulting company – because the companies we were working for were keeping a much higher percentage of our fees than that! He said that might work well, because she personally knew a lot of executives at big companies in town.

Or a Mazda LaPuta?

…and if nothing happens? WHYFT…

And if you show up and provide the services as agreed, but the client refuses to pay…Styffed If you find strange puddles of very slippery substances on your seat after taking her back home…Luber If you find short and curlies in your back seat at the end of the night… Puber If it’s a quick BJ out in a park because he’s got no money for a room… AirBNG If she brings along a friend… RelayRidesEnjoy,
Steven