Well, at least if this guy is anything to go by. This was recorded on the answering machine of a computer tech support company:
That has got to be a joke. I remember seeing a similar gag in a Dilbert cartoon. I think the pointy-haired boss was too dumb, so Dogbert, the tech support, told him he’d have to have an $800 mousepad upgrade.
Or something like that.
So I downloaded the file, and I get the following message:
I can’t find the “any” key anywhere!! Do I have an outdated keyboard? I thought my computer was good! This one even has the automatic cup holder!!
Any help would be appreciated…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Six months, two weeks, four days, 14 hours, 54 minutes and 8 seconds.
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Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 0 minutes.
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid is page upon page of “computer stupidities” - fun to read, scary to recognize.
or the email forward from the microsoft tech support guy, where he tries diagnosing by this guy’s screen is black. Power outtage.