Look fuckwad that didn’t wave when I let you go this morning. With a mile of traffic behind me, YOU COULDN’T WAVE! You are a conspicuously depraved dunce, a feculent, monotonous solitaire playing malodorous marinade of ooze and bile. An irredeemably offensive and vapid, enema-addicted dreg of SOCIETY! A grievously insignificant swine and a maniacal, coma-inducing spawn of a mad scientist and a disastrous test tube experiment. An unutterably babbling barbarian and a debased, sheep-molesting mediocrity afflicted with mental retardation. A lamentably vulgar dreck and a vacuous, blood-curdling abomination of humanity. A shocking repulsive and repugnant, buttock-rimming manifestation of contraceptive personality.
Ok, I do not necessarily hinge my day on one incident. But suck your coffee and talk on your cell phone after you park your car, not infront of 5000 people wanting to get to work. Someone is going to get killed. Ignorant fuck. Thank God I cancelled my 3:30 class. I am not having a good day…
I’m with you, Phlosphr. There’s not much that gets me madder than cunts who don’t wave when you let them in, especially if you go out of your way to wave them in when they don’t otherwise have a chance. I seethe and boil for minutes after this happens, and it bodes ill for any other driver seeking a good deed from me.
He was on his Cell Phone??? I can not stand it when someone is talking on their phone and not paying attention…oooooooo that pisses me off. It’s just a matter of time before they hit an innocent pedestrian…
I have “wave anxiety”. Whenever someone lets me in, I wave multiple times using different hand postions and even alternating hands. I fear that the guy who let me in will not see my wave and get pissed. Sometimes I wave so frantically people think I’m having a seizure.
Heh - glad I’m not the only one! I wave twice - once when they indicate I can cut in, and then again when I’m fully in. I even wave at night, when I know they can’t see me.
Um, and I also wave even if I’m not sure if they really made an effort to let me in (like if there was already a natural opening and they could care less if I cut in or not). That’s me, the waving fool…
Mostly my anxiety is from back when I lived in Dallas. But yeah between 5 and 5:18, traffic is murder trying to turn left from Hampton Road onto Summerhill. Sometimes you have to wait three whole light cycles.
You’re not one of Those People cut in from a merge lane that they zoomed to the end of with the specific intent of cutting in, are ya? I’m just making sure you aren’t, because if you are you’re going to burn in Hell with the rest of them.
