This post has been grammaticized by the Grammar Maven.
yeah how do you type in all caps? it wouldnt let me
and you think i am amusing, eh?
git is a very cool word
hey, you didnt need to bring up my microcephaly
i caught that in the nam while i was defending your right to attack me for not capitalizing
schmuk!
You know, you do have the right to remain silent even if you aren’t under arrest.
truce!
i will not post again in this thread if nobody attacks me again for exercising my constitutional right to not capitalize
miller my friend:
to and too are two different words with different meanings
Edited to add–didn’t see your truce until after I posted 
And I am not attacking you anyways!
Since djf750 doesn’t seem to care if people understand him/her I thought I would assist them in their quest to have people ignore their posts.
YOU CAN POST IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS AND MAKE EVERYONE THINK YOU ARE A VERY ANGRY INTERNET OLD MAN!!!
or
youcanleaveoutallthespacesbetweenthelettersandseeifanyonecanfigureoutyourmessagethatway.
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You can post like this (this post has been graped by the grapist!)
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Use…too…much…punctutation…so…that…your…message…gets…lost!!! Who used to do that? Nightrabbit I think was her name, but hers was more along the lines of U.s.e…t.o.o.m.u.c.h.p.u.n.c.t.u.a.t.i.o.n. trying to emphasize something or other.
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U can write to UR friends like this OMG UR so kool LOL
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u (4|| wri73 i|| 13375p34k (you can write in leetspeak)
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you can write in only lower case which i personally don’t mind, but i can certainly understand why it bothers people and it does convey a certain lack of intellectual rigor and thus is difficult to take the opinions expressed in this manner too seriously. i do note that you do use ‘,’ and ‘.’ and “?” symbols so you do not seem opposed to all the rules of grammer. look i personally don’t really care how you post, but i do think your continued behavior in this thread doesn’t make you appear as cool as you appear to think it does. wow it is really sort of hard to write this way! don’t you find it more difficult? it almost seems like more work to not use the shift key. interesting. well enjoy your tirade! 
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You could try and write in reasonable sentence structures, realizing that it isn’t a proper paper, but that reasonable attempts at spelling, puncutation and other grammer tools does assist your reader in understanding your message. There are some grammer police on this board, I don’t happen to think Miller is one of them. And something that happened five years ago seems a bit ancient to bring up now, but whatever floats your boat I suppose. But when someone makes a reasonable attempt at communicating and they screw up a word, or flip a couple of letters it doesn’t bother me since their base message is coming through. That is the purpose of writing on a message board, to try and convince your audience of your viewpoint isn’t it?
Good luck though on your tirade!
Composing good posts
takes originality
don’t criticize him.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
Dude, it’s been five years. Get a hobby.
fine…i tried
miller is the barney fife lock up aunt bee and opie for jay walking while andy is in mount pilot for the afternoon biggest grammar asshole busybody on here
go back, read the thread i started about a 15 year old girl being raped and all barnyfife-miller could see was my grammar
and it happened 5 years ago and here again this week some ahole starts another thread about it
by the way, you and cisco both write very well and seem level headed, and neither of you seem bothered by peoples writing styles here
it is just barney, gomer, goober, and otis who get so fucking riled by it
truce is over
wrong again shakespeare…this thread was started on september 16
i innocently (as usual) responded to it and and you and your idiot lynch mob were back throwing a rope over the branch of the sdmb hangin’ tree
to too two
I started the thread in response to another poster entirely; I didn’t name that poster because I wished to avoid a clusterfuck such as this, and that poster has since not only corrected his/her posting habits but also spoken to me in PM on the issue. Just so you know.
Oh, bullshit. You deliberately posted to start a shitstorm, you lying sack of crap.
Q.E.D., did you not get the memo about the goat shortage? We don’t have nearly enough to be feeding people who live under bridges.
Pssst…Hakuna, it’s “grammar”.
Your persecution complex is immense and multifaceted. I’m honored to have pride of place in it. Who knew that an offhand comment about someone’s formatting skills would have such a profound deformative effect on their psyche?
deleted. double post.
I just wanted everybody who’s engaged in this idiot-against-the-world pissing match to know I have a big di–, uhm diacritical mark, if anybody ever wants to see me use it.
I believe your it.
you believe my it?
what the fuck?