you are President: how do you broach Area 51?

Wasn’t me, and I don’t remember what my friend told me. They were making ICs there, so it was pretty high.
I would guess there are specialists in decontaminating clean rooms after explosions and fires and such. But I’ve never worked in a fab, so I’m no expert.

Beat me to it, this is what I was going to post!

“Mr President you needn’t worry about the history books; NASA’s predicting the warfleet from Zeta Reticuli will enter the solar system by the midterms.”

IIRC microprocessors were derived from 29th century Federation technology that got sent back in time to the 1960s.

Woops, forgot about those.

This is ridiculous. The POTUS is the ultimate authority in classifying information. POTUS is by definition allowed to see anything they want. POTUS can declassify anything they desire. They will be urged to not do so, but the president gets the final say. So if there is an alien stuff, the president can see it if he/she asks. Stop spreading crap info. Need to know does NOT apply to the POTUS.

It runs deeper than that. Trump is not asking about the aliens in Area 51 because he already knows. He’s one of Them!

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE (WHITE) HOUSE!

Regards,
Shodan

Are you waiting for something like this?

Indeed.