It’s impossible to be labelled as insane or crazy if you’re the only person left on the planet. Insanity in a population of one is not possible.
Everything.
…what?
Start making bedroom eyes at the deer. The human race may be over but the deer-centaur race is just about to get started.
With everything man made gone except my clothes I’m royally screwed and I’d probably die of thirst before exposure or hunger had a chance.
The question for me is whether I would feel compelled to stay exactly where I am, or dare to move. If me and my bed suddenly get transposed into an alternate, human-free Earth, is there a chance that this is an anomalous condition that will ‘snap’ back to normality without warning - and without me, if I wander off.
Everything man-made is gone. No Coke headquarters. No formula.
Hmmm if everything man-made is gone, does that mean the lake and river waters have al bee cleaned of industrial wastes? So dying of thirst shouldn’t be a problem. But just about every modern crop and domestic animal has been heavily modified by humans, so food would certainly be a problem.
Yeah, I’ll be dead in a week or two.
Maybe Coke is made by God? And IIRC Brigit Bardot was!
Are there any movies about that? I think there is a Twilight Zone episode about that kind of thing where the guy decides to read every book he can… anyone know the title of that one?
Maybe its there or it is another show:
I created a thread about my previous post:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17392734#post17392734
Eat all the chocolate before it goes off.
Break into the nearest/best bookstore. (Not necessarily in that order)
Oh hell, I forgot about glasses/contacts. Nope, I’m screwed, I’m pathetically nearsighted. Without eye-wear my world is a blur full of colored blobs.
See OP. Nothing man made left.
No glasses? No chance for me.
The scenario gives you your best set of clothes, so I think we can include glasses in that.
No chocolate factories though.
And since you wake up in bed you have everything on your bed.
My thought is if the dog or cat normally sleeps on the bed you should get to keep that too. And then if you normally sleep with someone they should be there too. But those are question for the OP to decide.
I figure you’d fashion corrective lenses from naturally occurring materials, right? Maybe not fashionable, but functional.
So I’m totally alone, no other humans around, no technology, no anything other than my bed.
Well, I think at first I would panic, then I’d scramble around trying to find enough to eat and drink. Of course then I would go nuts from suddenly going off my meds, and die of dysentery or worse from eating or drinking something contaminated.
How am I going to find those naturally occurring materials? 
I’d die blind and alone in the swamp that was Cambridge before the fens were drained.
Shit. I don’t wear glasses and hadn’t thought of that. em-bare-assed smiley
Once, I very stupidly decided to quit my meds cold turkey. Headaches and wild mood swings convinced me that tapering was a much better idea.
So with the headaches and moodiness combined with the shock of no family or friends, no easy access to food and getting devoured by Taiwan’s mosquitoes, I think I may hold out for a couple of days.
Such as…?
Find the optical glass tree? 