Oh, don’t get me started. Would you like to hear about the pop/soda/coke/tonic division? Or the Canadian Raising influence? Or the “Please?” for “Pardon me?” island? Or the extent of “fixin’ to”? Or the incidence of copula dropping in basilectal English dialects of the world? Or the similarities between northern and southern British and American English?
I took Dialectology last semester; you can’t scare me, eh.
I dated the stupidest man ever born. He was from Portage la Prairie, Manitoba. Nowhere near any hills. He said ‘greezy’. And ‘gaz’ for ‘gas’.
I can’t hear those words pronounced like that without thinking of him, and he’s really not something that brings smiles to my face. So, please, for my sake, say ‘greece’ and ‘gas’.
I’m born ‘n’ bred Chicago, and for some reason, this morning I said, “I gotta get me a Band-aid.”
What?
My husband uses the word “greasy” to describe road conditions. Eeeeewwwww! This is a word that generally makes me want to puke. Just don’t use it. Ever.
Goodness, if it’s such a terribly disfavored pronunciation, someone ought to have told Boris Karloff - “scion of a family of British diplomats,” according to Leonard Maltin.
I grew up with a number of recordings of Karloff reading children’s literature, including Rudyard Kipling’s Just So Stories. I will never forget his reading of The Elephant’s Child, with its “great grey-green, greazy Limpopo river, all set about with fever-trees…”
Hatfield, all the way baby… (not my last name, but I’m kin). Several of my cousins by blood) are Hatfields. Besides, didn’t the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s interbreed during the truces?
For some reason, I just got a flash of Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now, talking about flying a rocket to Venus “What are you going to land on, one half, one third?”
Back when I worked for a big Microsoft outsource call center all the smoker crew had nicknames… we had one “Greasy Mike”, aka “Slim Shaggy”. Except it was “greezy” not “gree-see”…
FWIW YMMV etc. We did it intentionally cuz it sounded better.
(He wasn’t greasy, either, so I dunno where the name came from. Red Coat, Fuckin’ Guy, and Doug A Butt were much more self-evident.)