Let’s see what kind of people inhabit “the dope”…
You’re on an airplane.
aboard are 2 other souls.
The pilot, and a sleeping passenger.
The passenger is the same race, sex, and age as you.
the pilot suffers a heart attack and dies.
the plane starts to plummet at an unsalvagable descent pattern.
sadly, on board, you find only one parachute.
even sadlier, it’s so old, it will only support one person.
A. Take the 'chute!!! after all, no will be the wiser!
the crash will destroy all evidence that might suggest you even had a choice!
B. Wake up the sleeping passenger,
and in a last, noble gesture,
give them the 'chute…
Thus ensuring that even had your last name included the words “Hitler”
you would still be guarunteed a place in heaven.
[if you believe that.]
[this isn’t a trick question, and NO SUPERMAN!!!]
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