You Can Dance If You Want To...

oh, that’s cause it is baby. :wink:

here you go, all! i rule!

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{Safety Dance, by Men Without Hats}

We can dance if we want to,
We can leave your friends behind,
'cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, Well, they’re no friends of mine.

Say,
We can go where we want to,
A place where they will never find,
We can act like we come from out of this world; Leave the real one far behind…
And we can dance!

Dancing!

We can go when we want to,
The night is young and so am I,
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And suprise 'em with a big {unintelligible; sounds like che-grind}.

Say,
We can act if we want to,
If we don’t nobody will,
You can act real rude and totally removed and I can act like an imbecile.

Say,
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everything’s out of control!
We can dance!
We can dance!
Doin’ it the pole to pole! (?)
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everybody look at your hands!
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everybody’s takin’ the cha-a-a-ance!
Safety dance!
Oh, the safety dance!
Yes, the safety dance!

We can dance if we want to,
We’ve got all your life and mine,
As long as we abuse it,
Never gonna lose it,
Everything will work out right!

I say,
We can dance if we want to,
We can leave-a your friends behind,
'cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance, Well, they’re no friends of mine.

I say,
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everything’s out of control!
We can dance!
We can dance!
Doin’ it the pole to pole! (?)
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everybody look at your hands!
We can dance!
We can dance!
Everybody’s takin’ the cha-a-a-ance!
Well, the safety dance!
Yes, the safety dance!
Well, the safety dance!
Well, the safety da-ance!
Yes, the safety dance!
Uh, the safety dance!
Yeah!
Let’s safety dance!
It’s the safety dance!

Oh, it’s the safety dance!

Oh, it’s the safety dance!

Oh, it’s the safety dance!

Oh, it’s the safety dance!

and surprise 'em with the victory cry

ah! thank you.

Yay!
Now. Let’s see…
I don’t care if Monday’s Blue…

AAAaagh I HATE getting that song stuck in my head again!

You’re right, his name is Ivan Doroschuk and the band’s name is Men Without Hats. I used to be friends with one of the members of Ivan’s original group, Jérémie Arrobas, who left them to start his own group called Isinglass. Ivan was sort of cute, I used to have his phone number, I can’t remember exactly how and why I had it , though he and I did briefly contribute to the same obscure literary magazine: he did the comic strip, I handled the science fiction reviews.

…tuesday’s grey and wednesday too…

“I can’t dance
Don’t ask me …”

Thursday I don’t care about you…

But Friday I’m in love…

Saturday waits! Sunday always comes too late…

Were you thinking of this song, Eutychus?

Somewhere in that Safety Dance song (at least in the video), a cute chick chimes in with “And sing!”

That is all.

Please continue.

I’m sorry. I can’t confirm the color of Tuesday.

It turns out she’s gone with the wind.

I get all of those, except the spangled t-shirt. :confused: