You can take my rod when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Thank you United States for taking care of people we don’t like.

well, at least it wasn’t a dedicated masturbation thread…:eek:

Um… I think I need a better understanding of what this “church” believes is a “spanking” before I know if Canada is raising a horde of undisplined brats or the US will soon be extraditing a horde of child abusers back to Canada.

But I do know that I like the word “horde.”

Well, here’s a site run by a minister from the Church of God http://www.childrentaken.com Be warned it does contain material that some may find objectionable.

She fails to describe exactly what constitutes a spanking. A stick or strap is necessary, but the degree of force isn’t mentioned.

Y’know, I just love talking to Europeans about the various sins and shortcomings of my country:

“Oh, but you have all those nasty fundamentalists there. If we have them we certainly don’t know about it…”

“THAT’S BECAUSE YOU EXPORTED THEM ALL, ya moron!”

I mean, I’d love to hear what the Puritans’ neighbors thought of them: “Oh, dids’t thou hear that those so-called Dissenters have set themselves off to Sea? One can hope that the Monsters are especially hungry, although perhaps they cannot digest Persons who are Loony Tunes.”

And we wonder why so many of our contryman confuse the words “patriot” and “sociopath.”

Yeesh. I thought this was gonna be another PETA thread. They’re trying now to get the boy scouts to stop offering a fishing merit badge.

Are you kidding?

I thought this thread was about the inanimate carbon rod from The Simpsons!

“Stupid rod, its nothing but a popularity contest!”

Nope, but please, let’s not turn this thread into yet another PETA rant.
http://www.peta-online.org/feat/merit/index.html