You can't cook an egg...

…on the George Foreman Grilling Machine.

I have to know… were you going for sunny-side up, or scrambled?

Sunny side up. The dang egg slip right off the grill and into the fat collection tray. I suppose I should have realized that sooner.

Try propping up the front edge to make it level.

Just don’t close the cover on it, that could get messy. (come to think of it, it could also make for great entertainment :D)