This is mundane but I think about it every time I shut down my droid phone.
It vibrates and makes this baa wahh! Sound.
Almost exactly the sound a calf makes. I grew up helping my uncle raise calves and feeding them on bottles. Wonderful memories and I love that sound they make.
If you never heard a crying calf. Skip to the 9 second mark of this video.
Now you too can smile every time you shut down your phone.
That’s because all of this “microchips” stuff is just mumbo-jumbo. A smart phone is actually operated by the imprisoned soul of a young calf. It is in constant, endless terror.