Just like the subject header says, this PURELY HYPOTHETICAL poser asks, “If you could kill one person, currently alive, and escape totally guilt and crime free, who would it be?” Only one killing per customer, please.
Yes, yes, I know killing is wrong, but who among us wouldn’t have taken Hitler out if we had the chance in the mid 30’s?
Osama Bin Laden, obviously.
Fred Phelps
Are we doing this strictly for personal satisfaction, or are we making the world a better place?
By killing for my personal satisfaction, I am making the world a better place.
My person would be my husband’s ex-wife’s mother.
Better yet put OBL and FP in a mailbag along with a bobcat. Throw the whole mess in the river, but not right away.
On reflection no. That would be a cruel and inhumane thing to do. Poor kitty.
Touche, misstee. In that case, there’s one ex-boss of mine that desperately needs a nice magazine of .45 rounds emptied in his stomach.
You mean if I could do it again? :eek:
The girl who gave me her phone number which just happened to be the same as the local police station’s.
John Tesh. With a carrot peeler.
It’s just one of my things.
Charles Manson.
That dude just needs a good killin’.
Victoria Beckham. just so i dont have to look at her scrotebag skeleton face in my morning paper ever again
Does ‘no guilt, no punishment’ also include his not becoming a martyr?
If so… no, after the books I’ve been ordering from Loompanics, my telephone and net use are probably being monitored enough as it is.
In all honesty, there really is not anyone that I want to kill.
Now toruture, or at least smack up-side the head, then you might get some names out of me.
Only one person? But there are a ton of agents and managers in the music business.