You go into a "family restaurant" -- what's already on the table?

Oh, and if it’s a Po’Folks, it will have a slab of lacquered wood, with some holes drilled in it, a little cup with 14 or 20 little nails (either iron or plastic), and instructions on how to play the mind-teaser game decoupaged at the top.

And a table tent, telling you that you can buy one of them at the register.

Similar toy/game at Cracker Barrel.

The passed-out drunken body of the proprietor.
It’s a dysfunctional family.

Shoyu (soya sauce), disposable chopsticks and shibori (disposable wet towels for wiping your hands before you eat).