How about floozies, molls and broads?
Hurricane Trixie
Hurricane Bubbles
Hurricane Tootsie
Hurricane Blondie
Hurricane “Legs”
I like it, Eve…
How 'bouts…
Hurricane Pamela Sue
Hurricane Anna Nicole…
I’m sure SOMEONE can take it from there…
“In other news today, Tropical Storm Chauncey Depew ravaged NYC today. The only fatality was one E. Golden, of Lyndhurst, NJ, who was too busy laughing at the name to run for cover.”
Hurricane Tamaqua.
Hurricane Tameequa. ( totally different , of course )
Hurricane Lashiqua.
Hurricane Debra.
Hurricane Barbra.
Hurricane Bobbitt. ( a short truncated storm… )
Hurricane Babbette.
Hurricane Carter. ( Sorry, I had to. They made me. 
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Hurricane Shabazz.
Hurricane Moishe.
Hurricane Abraham Isaac Jacob.
Hurricane Becca. ( my all-time favorite Jewish American Princess name. )
Hurricane Ashante’
Hurricane Dwayne.
Hurricane The Other Dwayne.
Hurricane Cecil. ( Hey, it could happen ! )
Hurricane Irving.
Hurricane Berlin.
Hurricane Mustaffa.
Hurricane Remington.
All fine viable workable names.
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She was literally swept off her feet. Incredible, but true. It was an ill wind that blew…
I’m just glad the good Congresswoman is working on the important issues first.
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Next she’ll be bitching because if you name Hurricanes BLACK NAMES, then it implies blacks are bad or something.
Sheila is an Irish name too, you stupid politician!
I did see a comedian once who said why do we give them such wimpy names? Why not something like, “Hurricane Adolf?”
This has got to be a wind-up like Hunting Bambi or some such nonsense like that. Besides, (Atlantic) hurricane names are already diverse because they try to represent Mexico, Central America and the Carribean as well (Spanish, French and Dutch names)
“L” and “O” should be “Lemonjello” and “Oranjello”
She’s a Texas Democrat, what do you expect? Rationality?
A good name for a hurricane should bring fear and awe.
How about …
Jimmy “Pants”
Bruno, or …
Vito?
No wait.
Kaiser Soze.
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There is no Kaiser Soze.
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I just think Ms. Lee would still be real pissed if it’s reported that billions of dollars in damage was done by Hurricane Jam Master Doggy Smoke.
Here’s my list.
Ashonda
Beyonda
Chaconda
Deinonda
Elonda
Fashonda
Geronda
Helonda
Jamonda
Kailonda
Lashonda
Maggie.
And what’s not ethnic about Samuel. It’s an Old Testament name. Just hook Ms. Lee up with the people who say the ancient Hebrews were black, and you’re in.
How about if we just collect all the racial slurs and use those to name hurricanes. Then we can say yes, they are racist, but they’re equally racist.
I think I’ll refrain from listing them.
I’ll list some of the white racial slurs Fern Forest,
Hurricane Honky
Hurricane Cracker
Hurricane Snowflake
I am white, and I think these would be pretty darn funny.
How about using computer generated names?
Click on the “generators and other toys” link…
The practice of naming hurricanes started as a joke. The storm tracker guys started naming the hurricanes after their wives and girlfriends, and that’s why hurricanes originally only had female names. Eventually they caught enough shit to make then start using male names as well.
How about celebs?
Hurricane Britney
Hurricane Eminem
Hurricane Gwyneth
Hurricane Kyan (Otto, Matt, get your raincoats on!)
In the interest of historians and alternate lifestyle proponents, perhaps we should consider:
Hurricane Felch
Hurricane Kefauver
Hurricane Bukkake
Hurricane McCarthy
Hurricane Tranny
Hurricane Kennedy
Hurricane Beastie (whoops-a repeat-my bad)
That’s funny.
If anybody’s curious, here are all the names thru 2008
Too much room for confusion, there: