You Guys, Let's Play Hinkey-Pinkey!

Okay, here’s how it goes. I bet some of you have played this before anyhow.

You think of two words that rhyme, say, “Melon Felon”. The clue is, “Cantaloupe Thief”. That’s a Hinkey-Pinkey.

Or you could do a Hink-Pink. The clue is: “Angry Prostitute”. Answer is, “Sore Whore”.

I guess you could do a Hinkety-Pinkety too but I can’t think of any.

So, one person give the clue and the next person give the answer. You’ll say, “This is a hinkey-pinkey, etc.” (so we know the number of syllables), then give the clue.

Or maybe I’m just a doofus and nobody will play. :o

What can I say, I’m bored and lookin’ to get into some mischief!!

Hinkey-pinkey: Hannukah headgear.

Does Will Shortz know about this?!

Dude, I think that one’s hard.

I keep trying to come up with, “______ Kippah”, but I can’t think of anything that fits.

Come on, somebody help out!

Sorry that’s as far as I got too.

Hink-Pink: Insect Toupee
BTW, if you enjoy this sort of thing, may I suggest Gladstone’s Games to Go.

bug rug!!!

Oh, wait, sorry.

I need to post a clue.

Hink Pink: Viking Steed.

Norse horse
Hink pink: Evening illumination

Night light?

Hinky pinky: unshaven fruit

Outstanding!

Okay, to answer yours:

Night Light?

Hairy Berry!!

A near rhyme! Fie upon it! Fie, I say!

Hink Pink: Finest waistcoat

Menorah fedora!

I probably spelled that wrong.

Hinkey-Pinkey:

Nursemaid Butt

Bwahahah!!

Best vest!!

Nanny fanny!

Hinky Pinky: Sandwich cookie.

Extra Hint: Actual trademark!

Oh yeah, baby!! :smiley:

Excellent! But that’s a hinkety-pinkety.

Is it right, The Hamster King?

Nutter Butter??