You Guys, Let's Play Hinkey-Pinkey!

cat spat!

hink pink: sex with a semi

hink pink: phallic timekeeping device

hinky pinky: shirt for a female deity

hinky pinkety: irreversible method for making a groom about 8" shorter.

Meowza! That’s exactly right! :smiley:

Cock Clock!

Truck fuck, and crotch watch or cock clock.

ETA: Damn you Creaky!

LOL!

Wedding beheading

Hinky Pinky: anger regarding a cargo ship

Freight hate?

Hin Ky Pinky: A single vampire drenched in blood

Hinkaditty Pinkaditty: A place to take a dump

Nope - that’s not a hinky-pinky. But good try!

goddess bodice?

Got it in one.

Hinkaditty Pinkaditty: Uselessness at being useful

Tanker rancor?

Hink pink: 9 legged crustacean.

Hink pink: An overly diminutive, yet quite decent person. Ja!

Hinkypinkity pinkypinkity (five syllables): The best place to store items so that your kids don’t try and stick them up their poopers.

Suppository repository.

Heh, not the one I was going for, but good call!

Gimp Shrimp!

ultrafilter and runcible spoon, nice work!

Hinky pinky: Herr Boss might make a fine suit, but that automotive cross-branding idea generated zero Fahrvergnügen.

Hinky pinky: belladonna like mom used to make

utility futility?

Yes.

Yup!

Homemade Nightshade?

(I’m home sick today. Really awful sore throat. I need distraction at least. Hey, I know I’m not gonna get any sympathy! :p)