It would be ** Decidedly** but she would have to return from the dead. She was the 1962 winner on May fifth - the day I was born.
Like in the horse race episode of “Mad About You”:
About to Be Glue
“Tell me it’s true, baby!”
gottaseeamanabout
Lucky Jack Aubrey–for the sea captain in Patrick O’Brien’s novels.
I was just looking the other day at this website that posts hundreds of horse names (I’m looking for a band name) and I found quite a few cool ones.
*Cast no Shadow
*Occasional Flurries
*Paint the Town
*Dash of Class
…were a few of my favorites.
CHOOCH
DungBeetle
FTLISTOOSLOW
KnightMuncher
DragonChow
Nag no More
Horse With No Name
Horse Afire
Horse of the Rising Sun
A Very Very Very Fine Horse
International Horse of Pancakes
Stud Farm Bound
Horse R Diseased
Horse Bucholt
Horse Vessel
Horse Drawn Army of One
Horse of Cards/Sin/Iniquity
Get Laid Tonight
Hung Like a Stallion
Joe Stallion
Mare Winningham
Mare y Juana
I’ve horsed for your lousy oats long enough
Of Course of Course
This Horse Ain’t Singin’
I’ve Been Doped
Blatant Racer
I’d Rather be Grazing
Watchityoushitheadyoucutmeoff
I Can’t Believe I’m Not Gelded.
Gelded Lily.
If I lose, I’m gelded.
Don’t Be on Me
TheViewNvrChanges (Perfect for a slower horse)
WhatDaFuck? (WhatDaFuck is in the lead!)
BobsLittleTaxDeduction
QueenMumReincarnate
ShirleyUjest ( I could not resist!)
OtherNagIsAPony
I’mW/Stupid
NoNewTaxes
Whirled Peas
About Time
Who’s on First?
Muse In My Head
Purple Turd
Three Dollar Crack Whore
[Eddie Izzard]
Small Incubator
[/Eddie Izzard]
Greg Marmalaard
Fluffernutter
Bob
My all time favorite horse name was Hoof Hearted. The call of a race that the horse ran in is a regular part of the Lighter Side of Sports.
Fictional names I like include:
Don’t call me Shirley
Mymotherthehorse
Gas. “Down the stretch they come. Secratariat is passing Gas for the lead.”
Mr. Turdball
Andthereoff
Wrinklednecktrout
YuckFoo
I distinctly remember that one year the Kentucky Derby had “Hazzard Duke” as an entrant.
Casus Belli
Old Jeans (fading fast…)
Your Crack (making a good showing…)
First Place (in last place)
Drafting Dan
Four-Footed Glory
GlueFoot
Sharp-Dressed Wound (what ZZ Top members get)
Carving Knife (down the back…)
Urinary Catheter (deep on the inside…)
Gunface (Rolling Stones fan, I am)
Walleye
Scooter
Who (won the race!)