You have a horse in the Kentucky Derby...what is its name?

It would be ** Decidedly** but she would have to return from the dead. She was the 1962 winner on May fifth - the day I was born.

Like in the horse race episode of “Mad About You”:

About to Be Glue
“Tell me it’s true, baby!”

gottaseeamanabout

Lucky Jack Aubrey–for the sea captain in Patrick O’Brien’s novels.

I was just looking the other day at this website that posts hundreds of horse names (I’m looking for a band name) and I found quite a few cool ones.
*Cast no Shadow
*Occasional Flurries
*Paint the Town
*Dash of Class

…were a few of my favorites.

CHOOCH
DungBeetle
FTLISTOOSLOW
KnightMuncher
DragonChow

Nag no More
Horse With No Name
Horse Afire
Horse of the Rising Sun
A Very Very Very Fine Horse
International Horse of Pancakes
Stud Farm Bound
Horse R Diseased
Horse Bucholt
Horse Vessel
Horse Drawn Army of One
Horse of Cards/Sin/Iniquity
Get Laid Tonight
Hung Like a Stallion
Joe Stallion
Mare Winningham
Mare y Juana
I’ve horsed for your lousy oats long enough
Of Course of Course
This Horse Ain’t Singin’
I’ve Been Doped
Blatant Racer
I’d Rather be Grazing
Watchityoushitheadyoucutmeoff
I Can’t Believe I’m Not Gelded.
Gelded Lily.
If I lose, I’m gelded.
Don’t Be on Me

TheViewNvrChanges (Perfect for a slower horse)

WhatDaFuck? (WhatDaFuck is in the lead!)

BobsLittleTaxDeduction

QueenMumReincarnate

ShirleyUjest ( I could not resist!)

OtherNagIsAPony

I’mW/Stupid

NoNewTaxes

Whirled Peas

About Time

Who’s on First?

Muse In My Head

Purple Turd

Three Dollar Crack Whore

[Eddie Izzard]
Small Incubator
[/Eddie Izzard]

Greg Marmalaard

Fluffernutter

Bob

My all time favorite horse name was Hoof Hearted. The call of a race that the horse ran in is a regular part of the Lighter Side of Sports.

Fictional names I like include:
Don’t call me Shirley
Mymotherthehorse
Gas. “Down the stretch they come. Secratariat is passing Gas for the lead.”
Mr. Turdball
Andthereoff
Wrinklednecktrout
YuckFoo

I distinctly remember that one year the Kentucky Derby had “Hazzard Duke” as an entrant.

Casus Belli
Old Jeans (fading fast…)
Your Crack (making a good showing…)
First Place (in last place)
Drafting Dan
Four-Footed Glory
GlueFoot
Sharp-Dressed Wound (what ZZ Top members get)
Carving Knife (down the back…)
Urinary Catheter (deep on the inside…)
Gunface (Rolling Stones fan, I am)
Walleye

Scooter

:smiley:

Who (won the race!)