You Have *Consensual* Sex With A Wealthy And Powerful Person: How Much To Keep Quiet

Even for rich people, murder is not the default course of action.

Rich, no. But powerful. Powerful people murder by default. It’s how you stay powerful.

Ooo, sounds kinky. But what, exactly, is “cashiering”? Not heard of that one.

“cashiering”? You striped their clothes off?

I think that my exact words to the lawyer would be “Fuck …have them call me.”
I can handle my own social life, and I expect the same.

It wouldn’t occur to me to take money not to say I’d had sex with someone. That’s not generally something that comes up in conversation anyway.

I wouldn’t agree to sign an agreement, though - I can’t remember anything to save my life; I’d put the paper away and promptly forget it ever existed. That’s why I take great pains not to lie; it’s too much trouble to remember what I lied about and I’m ultimately a lazy person.