"You have the right to... hey, STOP farting!"

[TwoCarrotSnowman]

Mrs Snowman spotted a fun story on the BBC News this morning.

…a detective’s report said Mr Sykes “leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart” when asked for his address by police while being interviewed in September.

“Mr Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview,” the detective wrote after recovering.

That’s one way to get out of a police interview.